Recent reviews by Hot Pocket Charcuterie Board

This game is spooky as ♥♥♥♥. It uses great use of that really low bass noises in your headset to build tension as a loud background noise and it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrifying. Nothing prepares you for rounding a corner after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a Ouija board only to be met with a creepy old lady with a sickle singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

I had to play Doom Eternal to slow my heart rate down after this game, 10/10

It's Brink, but worse.