Welcome to my profile, my name is Jay and I'm a professional Sniper main and 5 time slayer of Dracula. Previously I wrote out the entire Emancipation Proclamation for my Welcome Message, but now I actually have ♥♥♥♥ to write about. In short I'm a movie critic who loves story driven atmospheric games such as Bioshock, Metroid, and Dark Souls. I main Sniper in TF2 and Little Mac in Smash, Please redirect all hatemail to my email: SoulStreamlover<312472@yahoo.com



During my time in the presidency I found the joy of playing video games. I started easy with games such as Nicktoon Attack of the Toybots and Spongebob Squarepants Battle for Bikini bottom, both of which were on the gameboy advanced so don’t ♥♥♥♥ with me if you’re the type of loser who plays kids games on the wii. As I continued and passed the Stamp act at the age of 13, I found a great love for video games involving the capitalist goliath; LEGO™. I gave up years of protecting and managing my country to 100% LEGO™ Star Wars™ The Complete Saga. I don’t get why these silver spoon ♥♥♥♥♥ are so angry at me, Vietnam inspired the Predator movies why the ♥♥♥♥ do you care about the results of the war but watch Arnold kill Shrimp people. I also like to watch movies in my spare time, I’d list my experience with movies but I know the 40 people who add me daily to trade my TF2 Unusuals wouldn’t give a ♥♥♥♥.


1. Undertale
2. Ultrakill
3. Dark Souls: Prepare to Die
4. Resident Evil 4
5. Disco Elysium
6. Bioshock
7. Balatro
8. Super Metroid/Symphony of the Night
9. Hades
10. Risk of Rain 2


Honorable Mention: Destiny 2

No. I'm not selling any of my ♥♥♥♥. If you really need to trade with me leave a comment on my profile, I’ll add you if what you want to trade interests me. Rarely am I interested in Trading so don’t bother.

I’m willing to aid anyone who needs help on any Dark Souls boss, all I require is a detailed 4 page portfolio of your build, what bosses you’ve died to and how long you’ve played the game. Please supply this along with payment and I will place my summon sign to help you. Please sign your emails and refer to bosses by their full names, it’s just more respectful.


PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE APART OF THE FOLLOWING COVENANTS I WILL NOT HELP YOU.
Gravelord Servant
Rat King
Aldrich Faithful

If you’re apart of one of these then please write a 6 page essay as to why your covenant is one of the worst in the game and why the Blade of the Darkmoon are the best covenant, Thank you

Currently my highest power level class is Hunter however I possess every exotic armor piece for each of the 3 classes. I've completed every raid currently available in destiny so I'm knowledgeable about the mechanics.



Blizzard: DrProfessor#1396
Uplay: MrDrProfessor_
Epic Games: SgtMrDrProfessor
Switch: SW-0887-8637-2580

Wow time flies when you slave over a block of text. Thanks for sitting through this, really means a lot. Have a good day and make sure to pick up trash.

-Mr.Dr.Professor

(Or Sgt.Dr.Professor)