Recent reviews by Señor

The first thing I do when I find out someone has played BG3 is ask them a barrage of questions of their choices.
There is so much I could say about Baldur's Gate 3. From the story, to the characters, the romance, to all the different ways you can interact with the world and completely change your game's story. This is truly a Master Piece. I can not recommend this game enough. I don't like CRPGs or top down turn-based strategy games (only in combat) which I actively try to avoid because I get so tired of having to waiting but this game does it so well on top of everything else. Want to have a normal fight, fine. Want to fill the room to the brim with explosive barrels, go right ahead. Do you want to push your enemies down a hole- they are already in the hole. Do you want to f*ck a bear (consensually)?
Plus one of your companions is a buff Tiefling mommy. That alone should make you want to buy this game. If you buy any $60 game it should be Baldur's Gate 3.

Bioshock is definitely a classic of it's time. You play as Jack, a plane crash survivor who manages to stumble his way into Rapture, a dystopian deep sea city that takes place in 1960. We are greeted by the friendly voice of Atlas within the ruination of Rapture, surrounded by genetically altered junkies and huge men in diving suits ready to put you down like wet dog. If you love retrofuturism, atmospheric horrors, and getting genetically altered to the point of shooting bees from you fingertips, this is your game.

SPOOKWARE is a microgame adventure about 3 skelebros making it in this bone-forsaken world all while being chased by an unknown entity in the background. The writing is funny, the brothers are lovable, the style is stylin', and there is even a fun story you take part in. There are 2 chapters and 2 more in the works, each with their own unique mechanics, keeping you on your toes while playing. If you like WarioWare, you will LOVE SPOOKWARE!

EDIT: So apparently the game has been abandoned. Originally there were supposed to be 4 episodes but the game is being abandoned at 2. No real explanation as to why (I'm assuming something between the devs and publisher) but honestly, it's $5. As disappointing as it is that this game will not be finished for the foreseeable future, I still recommend checking it out for the low cost.

Great story, amazing voice actors, fantastic game

Bugsnax is a fun game where you collect bugs that look like snacks. You play as a journalist reporter who was invited to Snaktooth island by world renown explorer, Elizabert Megafig, to come interview and report on Snaktooth island. Making it to the island you find out that Snaxburg, the settlement Lizabert set up, is abandoned and Elizabert is nowhere to be found. The last remaining resident and only mayor, Filbo, asks for your help to bring everyone back to town and help find Elizabert, while collecting bugsnax for the hungry townsfolk.

The game at first glance is very silly and childlike. The game is very bright and vibrant, you have walking food creatures with googly eyes saying their names like Pokemon do and with names like Filbo Fiddlepie, Wambus Troubleham, and Gramble Gigglefunny, you'd probably assume this is a baby game made for small babies. Well you aren't entirely wrong... but you are still wrong. Bugsnax is a game that can be enjoyed by all ages where you collect and and document bugsnax. Yes there are silly names with silly food bugs running around, but the characters are incredibly well written with amazing voice actors that brush over mature themes that even us big kids are more than familiar with. I can't emphasize enough how fantastic the voice work is for this game. The contrast of what the characters are talking and the vibrant carefree world they live in makes it even funnier. The further along in the story you get the more serious the tone of the game is, with an intense and horrifying twist near the end.

If you have the money, buy this game. It's fun to play and is easy to pick back up again after a long break. The story good, the characters are endearing, it scratches the completionist itch, and it's just a fun game to sit down and unwind to.

I love goths and I love big titties. So when I heard my friend mention the game when we were exploring the steam store, I had to check it out.

TLDR: Flawed, but overall okay

Pros:

• Big Titties
  
• Goths
  
• Descriptive text

Cons

• It opens as a window
  
• UI is a mess
  
• For the love of good, proof read your work

Big Tiddy Goth GF Simulator (or BTGS) is a combination of visual novel and point and click. As far as I'm aware, this is the artist's first game and it shows. The game doesn't open up as an .exe but as a folder browser? Some of the options and item pictures occasionally glitched, and the text is also long, which isn't necessarily a bad thing except the fact the game has a quite few grammatical errors that made me and my girlfriend stop just to re-read and make sure we were reading a sentence correctly. Not to mention some of the text/dialog was so long, you have to actually scroll down to see the rest of the text as if reading off a website, taking us away from the game's visual box and making the reading experience a little annoying.
Which is a shame, because you can tell the creator had fun with coming up with dialog and narration. All that said though, the game is a fun quick time waster. If you want to have a quick chuckle (and I guess based on the other reviews, be horny) please play this game. It's short, there are multiple endings, and it's free. 6.5/10

It's fun

TLDR: This game is amazing and you are out of your mind if you don't own it.

I'm editing my review because "For Karl!" isn't enough anymore back when I originally left it.

You can tell by how much time I've put into this game how much I love it. I am incredibly hesitant of purchasing "Early Access" games after 7 YEARS 2 Die still hasn't come fully released, along with maybe one or two other games that have been lost over the years of "development". But as soon as I saw the trailer for DRG, I was willing to gamble one last time. And I struck BIG!

I can't iterate enough how insanely fun it is to play this game, especially with friends. There are 8 different mission with different optional objectives, 10 different biomes with specific random generated cave systems, and plenty of swarming bugs trying to stop your team of dwarves from completing your task.

Not to mention the Devs are very active with the community and well... They bring my heart overwhelming joy. They actually listen to the community's voices and you can tell they've put a lot of love and care into this game and I'm very excited to see what else they add to this game.

Do yourself a favor and buy this game.
if not for yourself, for Karl. ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!!

One of the most memoriable shooters I've ever played.