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23 of 24 (96%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 2:27pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:26pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:43pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:23pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:42pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 11:53am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:51pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 11:34am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 3:33pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 3:38pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 11:41am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:39pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:41pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:12pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 3:21pm



Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes