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25 people found this review helpful
58 people found this review funny
12.1 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say HOORAY!

(girl's voice) Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

(spoken) Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
Dig in the dirt and dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahahahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice) Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken) Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing) Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!

Hahahahahaha!
(spoken) You are a pirate!
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Posted 24 February, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
19 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
64.9 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A list of the only Reasons why I play this game:
~ Erika
~ På Vikingtog
~ Horst Wessel Lied
~ S i e g H a i l Viktoria
~ Afrika Korps Lied
~ Deutschland Erwache
~ Es Zittern Die Morschen Knochen
~ The Hitler Youth Theme Song
~ De Hamborger Veermaster (I think this one is about food)

Me and my Ni ggas blasting these straight from the Trap 👀👀😭😭
SMH born in the wrong generation 30's/40's music was 👌👌👌😂🙌♥😂👌👌💯💯🔥🔥🔥♥🔥
Posted 13 August, 2016. Last edited 13 August, 2016.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
It's like Skyrim with Fire and Sword
Posted 14 July, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
45.4 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like Skyrim with 7 Days
Posted 6 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
It's like Skyrim with Mops
Posted 14 May, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
786.0 hrs on record (674.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I used to play this game with friends.
Then I used to play this game ironically...

I don't play this game anymore
Posted 5 May, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
238.5 hrs on record (204.9 hrs at review time)
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you all to hell!
Posted 20 March, 2016. Last edited 28 December, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
166.2 hrs on record (162.2 hrs at review time)
Cancer Warfare
Posted 6 February, 2016.
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62 people found this review helpful
189 people found this review funny
207.0 hrs on record (64.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I starved IRL while playing this game.
after 62 hours of attempts I finally survived 1 year in game.
1 year = 71 Days
1 Day = 8 Minutes
8 X 71 = 568 Minutes
568 Minutes = 9 Hours 28 Minutes

Have fun with no Pauses. Gotta Stay effcient or die.
Don't go AFK for more then 2 minutes or you will get killed by a frog or some sh*t

F*kin people knocking on my door F*k off m8 I've got no time to answer
Fire Alarms going off, the house is burning down keep going m8
Literally this game will kill you IRL if u get into a game.
Posted 31 January, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
86.2 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
الله أكبر
Posted 20 September, 2015.
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