I'm sorry to say, but your heebs are in dire need of wabdering. I was loitering around your yard the other day around 2AM and couldn't help but notice that they were wilting a bit, so I took the remainder of my JFJ endorsed pineapple and sweet tea flavored G-Fuel and fed them a bit for you. They're hooked now of course, and might die if you feed them anything else, but if you use the coupon code "WEEMGWEEPS-2023" you can get 15% off your order when you purchase directly from G-Fuel themselves. Be sure to order in advance though, as shipping may take 5-6 months and the withdrawal kicks in after about two to three days. I left another bottle on your back porch though, which should last at least a week or two, and for which I've emailed you an invoice for an undisclosed amount of money for both that and what I've already graciously shared.

Please don't dilly dally though, I know it may be tempting to simply let the plant die, but I've seen first hand the effects of neglecting these poor plants after they've become hooked, spontaneous combustion and all. It really is sad and I'm sorry to have hooked your heebs, again, but I care for life in general and wanted to help despite the potential burning of your property. Again though if you would use the coupon code and send me that invoice payment it should be okay, also by the way I have a Tumblr blog if you're interested in that too, I hope you have a cool weekend and many cool gaming seshes to you bro. Please enjoy your G-Fuel, I love you

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