You see it all started with Prometheus, he who defied the gods by stealing fire and giving it to humanity, an act that enabled progress and civilization. Thousands of years of advancements in technology, agriculture, social morals, and the ladder of social hierachy allowed us to become a somewhat advanced species with knowledge of the stars, our home planet and beyond.

This game is the physical and digital embodiment of the blood sweat and tears, along with the pain and suffering all of humanity has endured from the beggining. The flawless graphics, eye candy to even the harshest Game critic or digital art connoisseur. Splendid colours and the cleanest possible gameplay allow for a almost orgasmic experience everytime this game is booted up on any device.

BadRats, as almost a poetic metaphor, symbolises the struggle of the lower/middle class citezens finally rising up against their wealthier, more powerful counterparts in society, beautifully demonstrating without error the divide between the rich and poor in todays society.

Such class and perfection with its execution of higher thinking in this game is only rivalled by the finest literature: The Brothers Karamazov. by Fyodor Dostoevsky. I would even go as far to say that this game was based on the inspiring philosophical novel.

The level of intellect required to play this game is almost NON EXISTENT in todays society, as you SHEEP fail to see the deeper meaning in this games flawless stature and gameplay. Its almost a shame really, that such a advanced back story and morality portrayed by the stunning characters goes un-noticed by the close eyed sheep who fail to read between the lines of this masterpiece.

Simlilarly, the only thing that compares to this game in this modern time of bias media and sheep, is the long lost Disney special titled: "Gross Little Boys From North Korea" not to be confused with "Gross Little GIrls From north Dakota" both of which star Chris Christie in this timeless classic about children discovering the world for the first time.

now if you excuse me, i have more pressing matters to attend to. Spreading word and song about the game that changed my outlook on life. My wife is calling me, now if you excuse me, im going to resubmurge myself in a swamp of my own ♥♥♥♥ while i continue to jack off to a large sample of underage cartoon rats.