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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:44am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:34am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 1:36am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:59am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:00am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 2:28am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 7:29am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:01am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:01am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:58am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:58am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:46pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:00am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:49pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:49am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:01pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:01am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:01am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:22am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 9:25am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:37am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!