YES YES YES~!!!

I never knew I was into girls until I met her. Suddenly, I’m googling “how to flirt without embarrassing yourself,” binge-watching rom-coms for “research,” and questioning if my entire life was just practice for this moment. She’s basically the plot twist my love life desperately needed, and now I’m low-key convinced she’s a wizard who cast a charm on me. So, what do you say — will you marry me before I start writing sonnets?

Uuh, please don’t think I’m trying to flirt or anything — I’m just really bad at being normal around hotties. I mean, I’m shy, don’t get out much, and definitely not great at compliments, but hey, your profile pic is awesome! Hope that’s not too weird xoxo

keep your women safe from this rizzler

+rep good sense

+ rep you're a stupid cat