hades nuts too

imagine this... if you wanted to go conntector but contector bros said NEGEV BRRRRRRRRT (scoreboard)?

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The Bricksterbots aren't so strong or intimidating like this song portraits them as. They only exist to cause mischief and are in no way the conventional stereotype of a robotic military. They don't even have a way to defend themselves, and may only attack the protagonist by ramming into him in the final boss fight.

In short, they are incompetent robotic tricksters. They're mechanical clones of the trickster, only less witty nor resourceful. They may fly but that doesn't really mean anything, other than for mischief-making.

Hello Mortimer (Ian) Goldstein,

Thank you for applying for the position of Senior Sam's Club Salesman. Unfortunately, our previous salesman was so successful that we no longer have a Sam's Club available to sell. We appreciate your interest, and will keep you in mind for further openings. Go Comets!

Sam (former Sam's Club owner)

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