professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Mmm... nah. You'll have to prise it from my cold, dead hands!

Can I at least have my hammer back? It's the least you can do after bludgioning her to death with it.

I still have her body, her blood splatters have made a really great feature wall in the living room.

Shut up larry, you killed my daughter!

now kiss

i spread moose juice onto my toast for breakfast

-rep dun luv m3

-rep, teribl hevy