Turd stomper is the name i gave to someone who stomps his ♥♥♥♥ through the shower drain.

Mcdonald's patties are made from 70% muskrat meat. Be careful what you eat and read on the internet, i've eaten a wi-fi burger before and it gave me multiple trojans, i eventually snapped back to reality and realised that i got that goose nugget from wendy's.. Pre-chewed by the souls of Quiznos employees.

If you still go to subway in 2025 you have a serious illness, paying 25$ for a 12 incher with 3 slices of ham and a squirt of mustard aint it bud, Jared Foggle you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peterfile and i hope you rot in prison, They should lock up the whole subway franchise while they're at it. Vegetables are free my ass those employees dont get paid with air!

Gazing through Sun Valley fields on the country roads, blasting deaf leopard so loud that i still couldnt hear it, i got bored of the dead silence and cold air, i pulled out my 2008 portable dvd player and started watching the blair witch project while driving, i ran over an alligator that was in the middle of the road and this caused the biggest hocus pocus of my life, i was sent to federal prison for 12 and a half years because i rolled over Crocodile Dundee, His nephew Quandle Dingle testified that he was just sunbathing and i had no business of rolling on asphalt with a mobility scooter.

Jay-Z you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mollywood tree sap sipping baboon i want to blast your bottoms in second wing, i will crawl to your cell while you're half asleep listening to your cell mates jacking off and ill give em something to watch while they do so. -Ye West of the East