+rep Sot i fjeset, men ingen feier.
Hatt med fjær, bue og pil, men ingen jeger.
Kjole og slør, men ingen prinsesse.

Din absolutte tulle

dum. Tullet ditt. Tror du at du kan utfordre meg i mitt eget rike? Tror du at du kan gjøre opprør mot min autoritet? Tør du gå inn i huset mitt, rulle opp stolen og blåse kaffeaske inn i Keurig? han trodde han var trygg i rustningen bak skjermen. Jeg tar dette laminatgulvet og knuller deg. Han ønsket ikke krig. men jeg startet ikke.

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Here in my garage, just bought this new lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Steam Hills. But you know what I like more than single discounts? Steam Sales In fact, I’m a lot more proud of two new Steam Sales that I had to get installed to hold twelve thousand new discounts on Steam. It’s like what i say, “the more you discount, the more you earn.”

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?