Old Man McGucket
Fiddleford McGucket   Oregon, United States
 
 
The screen is black, and John F. Kennedy is heard speaking.

John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.

The screen transitions to showing Kennedy in black and white, sitting at a table with Fidel Castro.

John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!

Fidel Castro: [laughs] Coño... I missed that.

Robert McNamara walks into the room towards Castro.

Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...

John F. Kennedy: In good faith!

Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.

Robert walks back towards John F. Kennedy.

Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!

Nixon is shown sitting left of them at the table, annoyed at Castro's remark.

John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...

Noises are heard in the background.

Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...

John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, ♥♥♥♥. Sit down.

Zombies appear smashing a window on the other side of it, making noises and breaking through.

Richard Nixon: Oh my God!

Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.

John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.

Kennedy walks over to the wall behind him and hits a button, which makes the wall flip around to show an armory of weapons and resoguns.

John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!

The screen turns black.

Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.

Screen then shows the four of them coming out of the armory. (Left to right) McNamara with a Stakeout with Grip, Kennedy with a China Lake, Castro with a Bowie Knife and a Python and Nixon with two HS-10s.

Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?

Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?

John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

The group ♥♥♥♥♥ their guns as the screen fades into color, and then the intro ends.
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Things to know about me
Favorite Games
Banjo-Kazooie (N64)
Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)
All Smash Bros. games ( I main Kirby and Ness)
Sonic Adventure 1&2
Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)

Favorite Bands and Favorite song
Reel Big Fish/ Beer Or She's Famous Now
The Beatles / Too many too pick from.
Ben Folds Five/ Narcolepsy
Green Day/ Pulling Teeth
Weezer/ My Name Is Jonas

Other Things about me
I play the guitar for fun.
Please don't bother me about your CS:GO gambling site.
My PC specs don't really matter.
Looking for a Roblox GF add Froggy111 to be it.
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Cereri 4 月 13 日 上午 6:28 
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Old Man McGucket 2023 年 7 月 5 日 上午 1:17 
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