Incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.
God is in the TV.
Always stand clear of the ladder, boss.
--A shark ate your eye?
--Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
--Your boat sank?
--No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ran the whole coast.
--Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
--You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.