have an offer for ya, added mate.

the math aint mathing

i would turn gay for u >.<

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest transgirls you know
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wee

so i was playing minecraft on my favorite pixelmon server when i had to take a ♥♥♥♥. BUT a shiny teddiursa spawned right in front of me. i really had to go but I said ♥♥♥♥ it im not losing this shiny. i used my farfetch'd with false swipe to bring it down to 1 hp then caught it in an ultra ball. i got up to celebrate (and use the bathroom) but as i got up i let out a quick fart followed by the old familiar wet feeling in my pants. i quickly hustled to the bathroom as ♥♥♥♥ rolled down my leg and i sat on the toilet and pondered my life. im a 32 year old man living with my parents ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants over a recolored animal in a minecraft mod