Victory incoming!

+ rep IRL

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/_ucrazy_ , he will discuss your salary with you. Can't wait to play with you man :D

You're an alpha male, are you? Well, obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic ♥♥♥♥♥. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing ♥♥♥♥♥s. Furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does.

Hey is that really you in your profile? You look so cool with shiny head mens!

Correction its tens of thousands of dollars.