It's called a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ payload pal. Ya don't push it, ya get a load of this load as your pay, you know what I'm sayin? I don't wanna see your face until you come back with non-service-related injuries and third-degree burns from detonating 490000 kilograms of potassium chlorate on RED's doorstep. Ya hear me? Good, I'll be checking in on you every five to twenty minutes, and I better see your ass on that thing. And by the way, if anyone asks, tell them it's just for friendly negotiations. And don't forget that 12-gauge we gave you for even friendlier negotiations. Cods peed.

1x Dutch oven, or 0.5x German oven
250kg potassium chlorate, no twitches
z. undefined regulatory behavior
3) liters unrefined crude oil
1x static void main argument
1x non-descript rail cart
5kg buffalo steak, to give your enemies a heart attack
1x just an entire nuclear fissile
5x other idiots who don't know what timezones are
c. poor planning
60mL ♥♥♥, for good health