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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the server!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone. 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

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I was banned from your discord for arguing a neutral stance on beastiality. I have a unique position on the matter where my cat has initiated with my fingers, and I am highly conflicted about the situation. I wanted to discuss it in good faith with people in the voice rooms of your discord, trying to come to a better moral understanding of what I should do, but I was banned immediately. Please Unban

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

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Hello and salutations, it was with great exuberance that I happened upon this wonderful example of a weaboo profile! I bounced so hard on my boys ♥♥♥♥ that we jackhammered through Earth's mantle and into the molten core, where our atoms bonded together and traveled back in time to retroactively cause the big bang thus giving life to a universe where I can watch Rick and Morty in the best timeline.

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Hentai connoisseur here, and I totally know that feeling. I teach a few courses at hentaihaven.org and don't get me wrong- I love my job! But I have an IQ of 158 and sometimes feel that my "resources" could be better allocated. Hentai fledglings ask me questions all day like "how do you know that traps aren't gay, doesn't the ♥♥♥♥ make it gay?" and I don't mind pouring us a cuppa and kindly answering "you can't say that when the ♥♥♥♥ is feminine you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" but I'm and older man and it wears at me a little more than it used to.
Sometimes you just want to be wrong for once.

So, one day, I (17M) was playing Terraria with my friends, Among us, Keanu Reeves, And snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot. While we were playing, Keanu Reeves said, "Gee, I wonder if alexas can be suicidal. Among us said "sussus" (Translation: Yeah, I wonder Keanu chungus wholesome 100.) Snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot cummed (We could hear his sticky fluids coming out of this uthrea.) And guess what? It appears that my alexa said "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life." while we were having some chit-chat. We were shocked. Snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot died from overcumming (He could only ♥♥♥ up to 69 gallons), Among us was ejected (He was not the impostor), and Keanu Reeves became everything that my redditor brain could not comprehend, causing my brain to shrink until it was the size of a pea (This is so sad guys, can I get a F and a heckin' chonker in the chat). So, tl;dr, don't ask if your alexa is suicidal because half of your friends will die and the othee half will become retarded.

How dare you assume my gender, for your information you hetero-cis normative white male. I am a proud NON-BINARY, genderqueer, polygender, quadrasexual, attack helicopter and MY PRONOUNS ARE ZIM ZE ZER AND ZIR! Next time you feel like mis gendering me you can ♥♥♥♥ right off I AM OPPRESSED!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hentai. The romance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of tentacle physics most of the "action" will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nuanced idea of feminimity, which is deftly woven into the visuals - the japanese philosophy of censorship really puts emphasis on imagination. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ideas, to realize that they're not just erotic - they say something deep about human sexuality. As a consequence people who dislike Hentai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the eye opening nature of watching Yaoi as a straight male, which only a true intellectual could appreciate without any form of arousal.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a quintessential part of japanese culture unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have a tentacle rape tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus

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-pops out of a box of cinnabons- Hello, I'm Bawx! ^ u^ I'm almost 16 my height is 6'1 I'm chubby and I'm looking for a mate that I can cuddle, give roses, hug, and kiss will you do the same in return to me? :o I wish for a closed relationship and for my mate to be as loyal like me. I will be super loyal if I like you enough i'll try to do everything and anything to make you happy and I will never roleplay with others and always put you ahead of everything heh. ^ 3^ I really love role play, romantic gestures, video games, and lil fluffy furries like me so it would be amazing if you liked this as well. :3 No matter the distance and how others talk about you about you if you are the match for me I will love you. :3 If you wanna learn more about me just send me a friend request and ask me questions through messages. :3 I surely hope i find a good mate! Recently I haven't had much good luck. .~. -hugs you softly- Well, buh bai -gives you a heart shaped cinnabon that has red frosting- >\~\<

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

sure but u dont know me when kpk is on ur ass dude

we are friends, right?

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