Did you ever hear the tragedy of Big Chungus The Kek?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Reddit staff would tell you. It’s a Kek legend. Big Chungus was a Kek Lord of the Funny, so powerful and so wise he could use the Funny to influence the Reddit gold to create karma… He had such a knowledge of the epic funny that he could even keep the memes he cared about from becoming unfunny. The kek side of the funny is a pathway to many jokes some consider to be unnatural. He became so funny… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gold, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.