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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 2:41am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 3:01am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 3:06am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 12:47pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 1:16pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 1:37pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 1:55pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 1:58pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:14am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:43am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:54am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:09am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:43am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:47am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 3:55pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 6:27am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 7:28am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 6:12am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 6:24am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 6:52am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 5:10am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 7:45am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:12am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:44am

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:18pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 2:58am

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:19pm

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 3:02am

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 4:57am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 3:46am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2013 @ 4:28am

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:22pm

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 3:24pm

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 4:47am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:06am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:32am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 6:49am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 5:53am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 2:27pm

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 6:30am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 2:28pm

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 7:11am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2013 @ 1:54pm

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 7:56am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:06am

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:25am

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 8:52am

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 10:10am

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 7:27am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 7:34am