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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 10:40am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 4:06pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 2:19pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 7:28pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 2:25am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 2:26pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:30pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 2:48pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:34pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:08pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 4:30pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 4:30pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:09pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 3:01am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 3:45pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:02pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 2:44am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 9:46am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:51pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 5:38pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:24pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 5:44pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 9:40pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 9:26pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 2:46pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 9:32pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 4:30pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:03pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 10:30am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:08pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:59pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 6:34pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 8:00pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 5:07pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 2:35pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:16am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 8:18pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 3:18pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:45pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 12:46pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:48pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 2:06pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 2:55pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:08pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 10:09pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:56pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:12pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2013 @ 4:34am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 12:41pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 12:05am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 5:51pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 5:43pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 11:56pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 6:34pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:55am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 4:48pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 12:18pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 9:40am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2013 @ 6:34pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 6:05pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2013 @ 4:34am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:32am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 11:47pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 6:44am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:37am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 2:02am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 4:33pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:10pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:11pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:13pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2013 @ 1:24pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2013 @ 4:25pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:12pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:18am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:11am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:24pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 4:34pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:44am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 3:40pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:49am

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:03am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:11am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:25am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:33am

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:22am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:10am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:30am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:38am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 7:03am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:36pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:03am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 4:20pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 7:35am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:25am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 8:58am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 8:47am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 8:43am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:28am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:36am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:42am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:27am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:41am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:16am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:22am



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.