Hey mate,

I had a crucial thought that I needed to share with you because its been keeping me up at night.

You shouldn't water the succulent because it's just enabling it. How will it learn to fend for itself?

Dearest M I L K I B O I,

I would like to thank you for your recent comment on my purchase. I found it insightful and uplifting. Our online interactions are only ever positive. Your continued contributions to our group discourse provides perspective into how others may feel in addition to your constant declaration of how pleased my mother finds your penetrative engagements highlights how you elevate things to a level previously not considered.

All in all, please keep up the good work.

PS Please call my mum.