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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:55am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:56am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:53am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:25am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:57am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:21am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 5:59am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:46am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:32am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 1:57am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 May, 2014 @ 9:29am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:38am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:33am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:33am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 4 May, 2014 @ 9:30am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:49am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:07am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 4 May, 2014 @ 9:30am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:46am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:42am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:09am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:27am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:38am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:41am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:28am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:06am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:42am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 11:19pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:10am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:34am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:08pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 1:57am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:55pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:08pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:58am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:21pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:39am



Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.