heey, asteroid

squelch

Your pfp was killing me bro lol

Nah bro it's an investment opportunity. Why the ♥♥♥♥ am I getting notifications here? This ain't my house.

ITS A SCAM LINK DONT CLICK IT

good evening mister masq, i have an investment opportunity for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3cTDWc_zw4

they call him the spy because he's infiltrating yo momma

hi noah

this guy stole my identity! do not trust him!

DIE!!!

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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holy frijoles honey, yuo're famos!!1

Hell yeah dude

A SEA OF THICKET
ASH AND BRAMBLE
WHILE DAYS GROW SHORT
THE NIGHTS STAND TALL
DUST OF BONE
AND MULCH OF WORMS
FILL THE CRACKS
BETWEEN MY BONES

obbbob

SINNER, INFERNAL INVADER, BE DRIVEN AWAY FROM THIS PROFILE IN THE NAME OF THY LORD! AS WAX MELTS IN THE PRESENCE OF FIRE, THOU SHALT BURN AND BE CLEANSED IN THE PRESENCE OF THY LORD AND SAVIOR. AAAAMEEEN

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aquoogulus

You are gay?

>phishing link<

A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.

there was a pipe bomb in his mailbox

roses r red
violets r blu
u stole my heart
theres a bomb
u have 2 hrs lol

:)

♥♥♥♥ n balls

stop posting about [DELTARUNE]! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME [HOOH]! ON DISCORD IT'S [BANANA]. I WAS ON A SERVER, RIGHT? AND A L L THE CHANNELS WERE [NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!] I SHOWED MY [BIG SHOT] TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE [MMMMMM], I FLIPPED IT, AND SAID, "HEY BABE, WHEN THE [EXPLODING GLASS] HA! HA! [SPAMTON NEO THEME] {[NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SUS!] [THAT'S A BIT THAT'S A BIT THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!] x2} I LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAID, "That's a bit SUSSY!" I LOOKED AT MY [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], I THINK OF THE [BBBBBBBIG SHOT], AND I GO "[BIG SHOT?] MORE LIKE [BIG] [SUS!!!]" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Potassium

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1443994502566490114/pu/vid/582x328/j-QTBIRiZRfCd1y9.mp4?tag=12

kromer

kromer

Kromer gang

O M O R I

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mid? More like lukewarm

STOP POSTING ABOUT TF2!!! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST TF2 STUFF! I- I SAW A SKI MASK, I SHOWED IT TO MY GIRLFRIEND, I PUT IT ON AND I SAID. HEY BABE, I FEEL TRES BON! HA HA! mimics the tf2 dominating jingle I ♥♥♥♥♥♥' SAW SOME GUYS BRING IN A VENDING MACHINE, I SAID (POOTIS)PENSER HERE! I LOOK AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF ONE OF THE SOLDIER'S QUOTES AND I SAY PENIS, MORE LIKE PAINIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ok so hear me out for a second, broccolis were selectively bred by humans in order to enlarge the flower and make it more tasty, yet broccoli aren't really a tasty plant as their smell and taste resembles the one of a fart. So, what could make someone want to taste a fart? My theory is that back in the stone age when farming was spreading around the world people's kinks were much different from the ones of today's industrialized society and mostly due to the lack of hygiene and the higher masculinity of women a majority of the population were fart enjoyers. This explains why broccoli were selected in order to have a strong fart flavor and why so many people today hates them.

lmao

sexy pink and all over

gluey ♥♥♥♥, long and throbbing

meancing penis hard

yeah ♥♥♥♥, penis the menace