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🕺 🍖 🚙 🏀 👾 ⚡ 🎈 📒 👔 📗 💚 👳 🐠 🌏 🚘 🌳
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
-- Phil Harris
📕 🐝 🥒 🌽 👹 🐳 💙 🌂 🎁 ⛳ 🐊 😺 🌸 💎 👾 💗