I play TF2 competitively, never had a girlfriend, and make girls gay, what more can you ask? Also, I'm a sniper main that is surprisingly edgy with a hint of cringe.

Competitive Experience:

Season 22 - 2B2B | 2Bornot2B HL Steel UGC NA 4-4
Season 23 - SiG | The Nurturers HL Silver UGC NA 3-5
Season 24 - GBC | Gothboiclique HL Silver UGC NA (left)

Wut the bloody hell did ya just ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ say about me, ya little mongrel? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Sniper Main Academy, and been in many secret missions on Turbine, and have over 50000 confirmed taunts. I’m trained in bodyshotin’ and I’m the top sniper in the entire 2fort militia. Ya are just anotha fruit shop owner. I’ll wipe ya the ♥♥♥♥ out with aim the likes of which has never been seen before on this Server, mark my bloody words. Ya think ya can get away with sayin’ that ♥♥♥♥ to me over TF2 chat? Think again, ya punter. As we speak I’m contactin’ my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is bein’ traced right now so ya better prepare for the storm, ya wanka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. Ya are bloody dead, m8. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lenny binds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). Not only am I extensively trained in binds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of salt and I’ll use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable emu ass off the face of the server, ya little bogan. If only ya would've known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down on ya, maybe ya would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now ya are payin’ the price, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongrel. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ya and ya will drown in it. Ya are ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ dead, ya no-hopa.

Linkin Park is my favorite band of all time because why not and also i am an edgelord reeeee