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Imagine stepping into a time machine and landing in the late 1980s Soviet Union—now throw in pin-up art, romance, humor, and a touch of mystery. That’s RSSU – Retro Style Soviet Undies in a nutshell. This adult visual novel doesn’t take itself too seriously, and neither should you as you guide Artyom, a fresh-faced graduate, through a hilariously absurd first job at a garment factory in the fictional town of Maryino. Oh, and yes, there’s sex in the USSR—who knew?

• Unique setting in the late-80s Soviet Union, complete with nostalgic details.
  
• Engaging mix of humor, romance, and mystery.
  
• Beautiful character designs and a charming pin-up art style.
  
• Choices that impact scenes and outcomes, offering some replayability.

• Clunky translation affects dialogue quality.
  
• Mini-games are more irritating than fun due to poor instructions.
  
• Hit-or-miss visuals, especially with backgrounds and animations.
  
• Complete lack of music and minimal sound effects hurt the atmosphere.

RSSU – Retro Style Soviet Undies is a quirky and charming visual novel that stands out for its unique setting and blend of humor, romance, and mystery. While it’s far from perfect—translation issues, lackluster audio, and uneven visuals hold it back—it’s still a promising experience, especially for fans of the genre who are intrigued by its Soviet backdrop.

If you’re in the mood for something different, don’t mind a bit of clunkiness, and are okay with waiting for updates to polish things up, RSSU is worth a shot. It’s not a masterpiece yet, but it has all the makings of a memorable adventure once the kinks are ironed out. Keep it on your radar—Maryino’s mysteries are just getting started.

Rating: 7/10
Soviet Undies…lmaoooo.

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• What is it exactly that you do in the game?
  Like in most NSFW visual novels you click on stuff, read dialogue, make decisions over random choices, explore locations and chat with NPCs in order to progress the story… and obviously you watch short videos and slideshows of naked women.
  
  
• Will it make my eyes bleed?
  It's average. The models and the backgrounds are nothing special. The textures are great but the faces of the characters go way too deep into the uncanny valley for my taste. The animations are fluid and have good “jiggle physics” but they are only loops of 2 or 3 seconds.
  
  
• Does it have a good story?
  I don't think you should take the story of this game seriously, it’s an excuse to get your character involved in lewd situations. The main character quickly forgets that he has to look for his mother and starts mating like a bunny. I particularly like when your avatar says “my silence won’t come cheap” and asks for a bribe of $30.
  
  
• Does it have a good soundtrack?
  For the first time on my time reviewing NSFW visual novels I can say that it’s great! There are even songs with lyrics and they are catchy and enjoyable! My only complaint related with the soundtrack is that sometimes the songs with lyrics are in scenes that last 20 minutes and you have to hear the same song 3 or 4 times in a row.
  
  
• Does it have replay value?
  Beyond achievement hunting and looking for the extras there is none. I like that you have some secrets inside magazines that you have to unlock by paying attention to the plot of the game and going back to the magazine to write down the answer, but they only give you a single image for them.
  
  
• Does it run well?
  It runs flawlessly. There is not much else to tell. It’s a game that is not very demanding and I didn’t have any problems with it.
  
  
• Is it fun?
  It’s fun enough. Your enjoyment of this game is going to depend on your tolerance for click and point trappings, how funny you think the writing is and how hot you think the NSFW parts of the game are.

If you like this style of game and you can tolerate the weird expressions that the characters of this game can pull off, it’s worth it. The NSFW bits are short but great. Each episode will last you around 1 hour for the low low price of “free” it’s a sweet deal.

Rating: 7/10
It’s a decent free NSFW visual novel.

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Desert Stalker is a gritty NSFW VN game, taking place in a post apocalyptic future where your character fights for… well, not quite survival, but banging any and every female character he can regardless of who they are, be it “step” family or complete strangers.
The game has not been released yet, and when it does it will be in early access for a few years at least, so much of the intended content will be currently unavailable.


You play as a solo, Desert Stalker who isn’t sworn into service to anyone but are at the moment working for the Queen. The game takes place in a post-apocalyptic future, where deadly supernatural-looking storms are a relatively common occurrence, but those aren’t the only threats to the people living in the desert.

You have raging bandits, looking to shish kebab anyone and anything they come across, just because they can, and disfigured mutants doing what they can to take care of their own “needs” for survival. There are other smaller factions you can come across as well, as just because they belong to the same group, they aren’t united.

Occasionally, you get to make your own choice, which affects the groups around you for better or for worse leaving them to prosper or suffer depending on what you feel like doing.


First off you can customize your preferences, which gives you the option to skip the bloody and gory parts of the game if you would rather ignore those and just skip to the good stuff in certain scenes.

The gameplay is again like most VN games pretty straightforward, but it does have a few different things going on.
For dialogue, you progress it normally as with most just scrolling through dialogue and occasionally making a choice, which sometimes only alters a bit of dialogue, while other times gives an NSFW scene, which would otherwise be skipped.
Some of your choices have consequences, which can be seen in the quest tracker, as there are several quests to be had, which update as you progress through the story, some of which you can only see the consequences of after skipping a few in-game days.
While not progressing a set part of the story, you have downtime moments where you can travel to other parts of the world map if you have any other quests to do in those areas, but sometimes you can also just spend time in your home with your wife and “step” daughters, all of which you can have NSFW scenes as you progress their stories.
Over time depending on your choices you can have new characters join your household for your own pleasure.

There are days when you will have a few quests you will have available around the house, but after those sometimes the only way to progress is to skip to the next day at which point new quests and stories will become available until you reach the end of the current content.

The game also contains an extensive library filled with in-game world lore which you can visit at any time when you are at your home.

There is also an option at a certain point, where you can switch perspectives to one of your character’s stepdaughters when she is out on her own adventures, allowing you to see what happens on her end, but that is optional.

And of course, the game also has a gallery for all the NSFW scenes, characters for whom you can have the scenes with only get revealed after meeting said characters. In case you miss some scenes, it also tells you how to get them.


The game looks about as standard as it gets for games of the same style, but it does have some nice character designs.
There are plenty of NSFW scenes to be had between a decent variety of characters.
The game also contains some cutscenes during gameplay, but they are crude and awkward.


Pros-

• Lenghty,
  
• Decent story,
  
• Plenty of NSFW scenes,
  
• Consequences for some choices.

Cons-

• Good ol’ classic “step-family” where you bang your “kids”,
  
• Not too much actually going on in terms of adventure,
  
• Clunky-looking cutscenes.

Desert Stalker is a pretty good NSFW VN with a nice variety of characters, and an interesting story, but feels like it lacks any actual feeling of adventure, as there is rarely anything actually going on to be seen.

Overall, depending on the price the game is recommended, but it will be released in early access and will supposedly stay that way for at least 3 more years so it’s up to you if you want to grab it when it releases and play it, or forget about it for a few years when it gets more content.

Rating: 7/10

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Pythonium: The Realm of Demons and Witches. Return to the story once again for the second chapter of The Seven Realms, continuing the story as our main protagonists enter their first other realm: Pythonium.

Follow this thrilling, fantasy, story-driven visual novel. Get excited. Get intrigued. Get sad. Get lustful. Watch the eye-touching surroundings and incredible animations.

A real treat both for the eyes and the mind.

Chapter/Realm Two – Pythonium:
The second chapter opens with Lucius and Atlas engaging in friendly combat while training in the forest.

The battle takes a quick turn after Lucius, ruling the fight, suddenly sinks to his knees, coughing. It was all Ophelia's fault; she took more energy from him than he pretended to have left after she escaped and left him in a vulnerable state.

He was not to let anyone know about this, not even Atlas at first, but after collapsing in front of him, there was no hiding it anymore, and he asked Atlas to keep it quiet.
Shortly after, headed back for a meeting with our protagonists.

They got informed that the door to the other realm would be fixed shortly as they found the issue and that our protagonists were to visit in the king’s place since it was his condition.


Our main reason for traveling to Pythonium is for the sake of a trinket that can seek down anyone with Witch blood and find a way to help The Sprite King.

To find Ophelia and put a stop to her before she goes and does something terrible again. And to obtain a potion to replenish The Sprite King’s powers.

This is just the tip of the iceberg; continue the story for yourself and experience the wonderful creation and incredible-looking scenes that chapter two holds.
It’s a deep, story-driven, thrilling visual novel that anyone would love.

Main Menu/Extras
In the main menu the player can find the EXTRAS tab where you’ll find:

I’m using most of the same text that was used in the first review for Terran, since the two games have the exact same main menu, extras, music/audio, etc.
The only major difference will be the text for the visuals, as they greatly improve in the second game/realm 2.

I’m bringing this up so it's explained if the review seems copied by the earlier one (which I wrote as well), all just so there aren’t any confusions. Enjoy!

Glossary
Within the Glossary we can find information tabs for “Species,” “Realms,” and “Key Terms.”

The Species tab: contains short texts of information about each species within the first chapter: Vampire, Werewolf, and Human.

The Realms tab: contains all the seven realms, but unfortunately in the second game, we can only obtain the information for the first and second realms. (Since you need the base game/realm 1 to play the second game/realm 2)

The Key Terms tab: explains a few words like Bond Mates, Compulsion, and Alpha/Beta/Luna Wolf. Most of these words will also be explained in the story.

The story’s dialogues are put together very well and explain detailed information in the most casual and understanding way.
That way the reader also learns and understands if they did not already know.

Trophies
Within Trophies, there are seven tabs/books. Books one & two would be unlocked since both the games are contained within one game, as the second one is a DLC.

Each Trophy book contains the chapters/realms achievements that can be unlocked within the story. You can see what achievements you have unlocked and the names of which ones you haven’t unlocked yet.

Gallery
The gallery has the same concept; you’ve got seven tabs where every sensual/intimate action is unlocked after reaching each scene.

Depending on what your decisions within the story are, you can unlock different outcomes in scenes.
Each intimate action is displayed in cards with the image of the start or mid-way into the intimate fun.

Favorites – Music – Credits
The other three tabs are “Favorites,” which are images from certain scenes that the player has hearted, saved in Favorites, and can be seen again.

“Music,” which contains the list of every single music there is within the game. And the unlocked music can be replayed from the lobby.

“Credits” is just the game credits, the developer, the animator, the music & sound people, and the usual information.

Realms & Chapters
I own Realm 1 and its DLC, Realm 2, allowing me to see the informational text about Realm 2, its “Trophies/Achievements,” and its “Gallery.”

But I do also own Realm 3, but since it is a separate game, the informational tab only says, “We will reveal more information on High Lathión at a later date.” which might get updated since their game is out.

Then it’s not only that; the trophies and gallery are locked. I haven’t looked at or even opened Realm 3 yet, so I’m unsure if it will unlock within the first game. Or if it will simply unlock within the game on its own but keep Realm 1 and 2 locked.

Visuals
Animations, visual textures, and realistic details have greatly advanced in Realm 2 compared to Realm 1.

The amazing camera movement, blooming effects, super-detailed surroundings during animations, light shining against objects, and the warm, realistic feeling everything is giving.


It’s difficult to explain the visuals, but they look so much more detailed, smoother, lustful, simply incredibly good, almost realistic.

The character designs are detailed, from clothing to skin texture, color, and proportions. Plenty of details that give the extra.


To shorten it all, the visuals have greatly improved in quality from the first game to the second. You don’t have to enjoy the NSFW part, but the visuals and story are truly beautiful and thrilling.

Audio
The game doesn’t have any sound effects for intimate scenes or any moving scenes, though this is unfortunate for no sound effects; the music is beautiful and truly fits in for the game by its fantasy, thrilling style.

Throughout the game you will unlock more music that will be played and re-watchable scenes.

Chapters one and two have the same music, but chapter two will have a few more that can be unlocked with proceeding with the story.

Pros

• Story Continue & Small Recap
  
• Detailed information spoken in an understandable way
  
• Incredible Improved Visuals & Animations
  
• Surrounding textures & Environment
  
• Detailed Character Builds & Design
  
• Good Price

Cons

• Custom Name Resets To Default “Atlas”

The Seven Realms – Realm Two: Pythonium brings witches and demons into the foreplay, and the story just becomes better and more savory.

But not only has the story gotten improved, the visuals have greatly been improved and almost completely changed to a much smoother and realistic atmosphere.

I highly recommend trying Chapter Two if you liked Chapter One as much as I did. The only small error that I've encountered has been the custom name getting defaulted when continuing at chapter two.

Rating: 9/10
Pimp Leyala & Slut Atlas

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If you’ve ever craved the thrill of feeling like a programming genius without actually needing to be one, ABI-DOS might be your next obsession—or nightmare. This retro-punk, Zachtronics-inspired puzzle game dares you to build circuits, automate colorful little data blocks called UBITS, and optimize your solutions. With over 50 puzzles and 50+ hours of gameplay, ABI-DOS promises to stretch your brain to its limits while sprinkling in a bit of mystery, courtesy of a shady figure called "The Admin." But does it deliver? Let’s dive in.



ABI-DOS doesn’t lean heavily on narrative, but the snippets we get are intriguing. You’re an engineer building a next-level operating system in a retro-futuristic world. The Admin, a mysterious overseer who channels serious 80s New Wave vibes, guides your efforts—or maybe manipulates them? The story unfolds subtly as you progress, leaving plenty of room for speculation about who (or what) The Admin really is. While it’s not a narrative-driven game, the touch of intrigue adds some nice seasoning to the puzzle-focused core.


This is where ABI-DOS shines—or blinds you with complexity. The game revolves around solving logic puzzles using a fictional circuit-based simulation language. You guide UBITS through various transformations to achieve specific goals, like fixing corrupted files or simulating data flows. The mechanics are brilliantly layered, encouraging creativity and optimization.

Each puzzle starts as a blank slate, inviting you to design your solution from scratch. The lack of predetermined methods feels liberating—until you’re ten iterations deep and wondering if you’ve actually invented digital spaghetti. The game measures your performance by space and operational efficiency, pushing you toward optimization without outright demanding it. Competitive players will love the global leaderboards, which add a fun layer of bragging rights.

However, the documentation can feel cryptic at times, especially for newcomers. Some instructions are more riddles than tutorials, and while the developers have reportedly improved the hint system, the learning curve remains steep. If you don’t mind puzzling out the puzzles themselves, this might not bother you. Otherwise, brace yourself for some Whaaaa? moments.


ABI-DOS nails the retro-punk aesthetic with its vibrant, pixelated visuals and intuitive UI. Every element is slick and polished, from the colorful UBITS to the crisp circuit diagrams. The sound design is equally commendable, offering pleasant effects that complement the gameplay without becoming distracting. It’s a feast for your inner techie, evoking nostalgia while staying modern enough to feel fresh.

• Freedom of Creativity: The open-ended puzzle design lets you flex your problem-solving muscles and experiment with different solutions.
  
• Optimization Galore: Whether you’re into speed or space efficiency, ABI-DOS keeps you engaged with opportunities to refine your solutions.
  
• Transparent Mechanics: Unlike some Zach-like games, ABI-DOS ensures you understand what’s happening under the hood, making it easier to tweak and optimize.
  
• Replayability: Over 50 puzzles and extensive optimization potential mean you’ll be coming back for more, especially if you’re the leaderboard-chasing type.
  
• Polished Aesthetic: Gorgeous retro visuals and a clean UI make this a joy to look at and play.

• Steep Learning Curve: The instructions are sometimes confusing, especially for players without prior experience in this genre. Poor translations may play a role here.
  
• Sparse Story Integration: While the setting and Admin character are intriguing, they take a backseat to the puzzles, leaving narrative junkies wanting more.
  
• Lacks Modern Features: No Steam Workshop support limits player-driven content, which could’ve expanded the game’s longevity.
  
• Randomized Test Cases: The test cases for puzzles are often arbitrary, missing opportunities for storytelling through examples.
  
• Intimidating for Beginners: Despite claiming to be beginner-friendly, the complexity ramps up quickly, which could discourage newcomers.

ABI-DOS is a love letter to Zachtronics, and it doesn’t shy away from wearing that inspiration proudly. It offers the kind of puzzle-solving freedom and challenge that hardcore fans of the genre will adore. The mechanics are deep, the optimization potential is immense, and the visual polish ties it all together beautifully.

That said, it’s not perfect. The unclear documentation and steep learning curve can make it feel impenetrable at times, particularly for those unfamiliar with similar games. If you’re willing to push past that initial wall, though, the rewards are immense. ABI-DOS is a brain-bending, satisfying experience that earns its place among the greats of the genre.

For fans of Zach-like games, ABI-DOS is an easy recommendation. For everyone else? Try the generous demo first—it’s 20 levels of brilliant madness that will either hook you or send you running for the hills.

A challenging, rewarding puzzle game that’s a worthy successor to the Zachtronics legacy, despite a few rough edges. If optimization puzzles are your jam, ABI-DOS is well worth the ride. Just keep a pot of coffee handy—you’re going to need it.

Rating: 7/10
Can’t escape programming no matter where I go apparently.

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Buy this only if you want to support Larian Studios as in-game items are not really useful or worth it.

Rating: 6/10

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Ever wondered what would happen if a pandemic made you quarantine with two incredibly attractive women who happen to have... unique "needs"? Well, that's basically Housemates in a nutshell. This daily life simulation game from Huli serves up a mix of simple storytelling, some spicy animation, and dice rolls – because why not? It's like a slice-of-life anime, but with way more emphasis on "romantic" interactions.


The plot is as straightforward as it gets: a virus hits the world, and you're stuck indoors with your landlady and a housemate. Lucky for you, they’re both mature women who lean heavily on the curvy side – a thicc milf and a muscle mommy. The story doesn’t try to be profound; it’s more of a convenient backdrop for, well, the main course – the steamy stuff. There’s just enough character progression to keep things from feeling totally shallow, and the multiple endings offer a bit of variety.

Gameplay in Housemates revolves around exploring your quarantine home, interacting with the ladies, and increasing your relationship stats through conversations, massages, and, let’s face it, intimate encounters. Dice rolls add a random element, but mostly, you’re playing to unlock all the juicy scenes. There’s some stat-grinding, but nothing too overwhelming, and it’s all fairly linear once you know what to do.

The hand-drawn, frame-by-frame animations are a standout. Each of the 70+ scenes is beautifully animated and leans into the art style Huli fans will already know and love. The character designs are bold and curvaceous, catering to a specific taste that isn’t always common in this genre. On the audio front, the addition of sound effects in the romantic scenes is a nice touch, adding an extra layer of immersion (or distraction, depending on your vibe).

• Gorgeous animations with a consistent and appealing art style.
  
• A wide variety of scenes to unlock, with impressive attention to detail.
  
• Multiple endings, including a secret harem ending for completionists.
  
• Playful, easygoing story that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

• The story and character development are pretty shallow.
  
• Gameplay can feel repetitive; it’s mostly a means to unlock scenes.
  
• Price might feel a little steep unless you’re already a fan of Huli's work.
  
• Limited cast – you’re only interacting with two characters the whole time.

Housemates knows exactly what it’s aiming for, and it delivers. If you’re here for the "plot", you won’t be disappointed. The animations are top-notch, the scenes are varied, and the overall vibe is fun and flirty. Sure, it’s not groundbreaking in terms of storytelling or gameplay, but if you’re into adult visual novels with a focus on thicc, well-drawn characters, this one’s worth a look – especially on sale.

Rating: 8/10
Thicc, spicy, and entertaining, but not without a few cracks in the foundation.

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Alright, buckle up for another ride in the “Hentai” puzzle saga! This time, we’ve got Hentai Cho, a game that’s here to offer you… well, basically the same thing the rest of the series has, but with a slightly different coat of paint. If you’ve played one of these games before, you know exactly what you’re getting into: puzzles, achievements, and a splash of AI-generated visuals. Let’s dive in and see what’s new (or not) in this installment.



Storyline? What storyline? This is a straightforward puzzle game, so don’t expect any deep lore or character development here. It’s just you, a stylishly posed Cho in a car, and some puzzle pieces. That’s it. The “story” is assembling pictures and collecting achievements. If you’re looking for emotional depth, this isn’t the ride for you.


The gameplay is exactly what you’d expect from this series. You pick a puzzle, choose a difficulty (easy, medium, or hard), and put the pieces together. The beginner level gives you 8 pieces for a quick win, intermediate bumps it up to 32, and the hardest level has 50 pieces – still manageable but more time-consuming.

What really stands out (or maybe doesn’t) is that Hentai Cho follows the same cookie-cutter formula the developer has been using for ages. If you’ve played their other titles, this one feels like a copy-paste job with a new set of images. There’s even a "GOD" mode where you can skip the challenge entirely and complete the puzzles instantly, turning this game into a rapid-fire achievement simulator. If your goal is to max out achievements in under five minutes, you’re golden.


Let’s talk visuals. The images are AI-generated, which, unfortunately, shows. Cho’s outfits and appearance vary wildly across puzzles, breaking any illusion of continuity. It’s almost like assembling pictures of entirely different characters, which feels cheap and lazy. For a game about piecing together images, you’d expect the artwork to be a consistent highlight, but nope.

On the audio side, the game features “relaxing and romantic” music. It’s pleasant enough to create a chill atmosphere while you’re puzzling away, but nothing particularly memorable.

• Inexpensive – worth the price for what it delivers.
  
• Quick and easy to complete, especially with “GOD” mode.
  
• Offers simple, relaxing gameplay if you’re into casual puzzles.

• Feels repetitive, especially if you’ve played other games by this developer.
  
• AI-generated visuals lack consistency and polish.
  
• Minimal effort overall – just a reskin of previous titles.
  
• Achievement system feels more like a gimmick than a reward.

Hentai Cho isn’t a bad game, but it’s not a great one either. It delivers exactly what it promises: puzzles, achievements, and a bit of eye candy. However, if you’ve played any other games in the developer’s Hentai series, this one will feel like déjà vu. The lack of effort in making the visuals cohesive and the reliance on a recycled gameplay formula makes it clear that this game exists more to cash in than to wow players.

Still, for its low price point and quick achievements, it might be worth a shot if you’re looking for something mindless and easy. Just don’t expect it to reinvent the wheel—or the car that Cho is posing in.

AI Generated Images feel a bit off yk?

Rating: 6/10
(Recommended just because of the price point)

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Let’s talk about Brothel Tycoon, a game that promises a mix of business simulation and NSFW fun, where you manage a café turned adult entertainment empire. You’ll hire staff, set prices, expand operations, and even deal with some ahem unconventional business challenges. It’s an ambitious idea, blending tycoon mechanics with spicy content, but does it succeed? Let’s dive in.


Yvonne, the protagonist, is a young entrepreneur with a simple philosophy: "Sex sells." With no formal training or business plan, she dives headfirst into managing a café and transforming it into a high-class adult entertainment venue. The story is light on narrative depth and more focused on setting up the premise, which serves as a backdrop for the management gameplay. There are some visual novel elements where you interact with characters, but the story primarily takes a backseat to the simulation.

At its core, Brothel Tycoon is a business simulator, but it leans heavily on idle mechanics and repetitive gameplay loops. Here’s how it works:

• Employee Management: You start by hiring staff, including waitresses, assistants, and later more specialized roles like dancers, nurses, maids, and even hookers. Employees have ranks (A to F) that determine their effectiveness, and their skills improve over time as they serve customers. However, the ranking system is inconsistent, with some employees never levelling up, even after accumulating significant experience.
  
• Business Expansion: As you progress, you unlock new facilities like dance clubs and other entertainment areas. Expanding requires meeting specific conditions, such as satisfaction ratings and staff rankings. Unfortunately, these requirements are often unclear, forcing players into hours of trial-and-error gameplay.
  
• Pricing and Scheduling: You can adjust service prices and set employee schedules, which adds a layer of strategy. However, once you find a profitable setup, the game turns into a waiting simulator where you watch your business operate with minimal interaction.
  
• Live Mode: This feature lets you observe your employees as they perform tasks, from serving guests to "medical examinations." While it sounds engaging, it quickly becomes monotonous, as the animations and events lack variety.
  
• Progression Issues: The mid-to-late game suffers from pacing problems. While you can accumulate millions of in-game currency, unlocking upgrades and new content often feels unnecessarily grindy. Even with high-level staff and stellar performance, progress can hit roadblocks due to vague upgrade requirements.

The game’s visuals are its strongest point. The character designs are detailed, and the still renders are of high quality. However, the lack of animations is disappointing, especially for a game that markets itself with NSFW content. Many of the scenes are repetitive, with minimal variations beyond character appearances.

The audio is serviceable, but nothing stands out. Background music and sound effects do the job but don’t add much to the overall experience.

• High-quality renders with attractive character designs.
  
• Straightforward to pick up and play.
  
• Decent amount of still NSFW scenes (108 in total).
  
• Includes a gallery mode for unlocking and revisiting images.
  
• Offers cloud saves and achievements.

• Extremely grindy, with slow and repetitive gameplay loops.
  
• No animations, despite being an adult game.
  
• Lack of tutorials or tooltips, leaving new players confused.
  
• Poor variety in NSFW content; many scenes feel recycled.
  
• Upgrade requirements are unclear and frustratingly high.
  
• The game engine struggles with more than 12 employees on a shift, causing performance issues.

Brothel Tycoon tries to marry business simulation with NSFW content but falls short in delivering a satisfying experience in either category. While the renders are attractive and the concept intriguing, the gameplay is bogged down by excessive grind, unclear mechanics, and a lack of variety.

For players looking for strategic tycoon gameplay, the game offers little depth or challenge. For those drawn in by the promise of NSFW content, the lack of animations and repetitive scenes will disappoint. It ends up feeling like a missed opportunity—a game that could’ve been engaging but instead settles for mediocrity.

If you’re into idle simulators and don’t mind grinding for hours, Brothel Tycoon might be worth a look. Otherwise, you’re better off exploring other options in the tycoon or adult game genres.

STDs Haven?

Rating: 5/10
(Slightly Recommended but the game could be way better. Missed potential tbh)

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Milfylicious is an Adult Visual Novel (AVN) that leans heavily into steamy scenarios, light storytelling, and a hefty dose of fetishized fantasy. Developed for fans of the genre, it promises a world where indulgence is the name of the game. If you're here for plot depth, you might want to temper your expectations. But if you're here for escapism and some spice, this game might just hit the right notes.


The story of Milfylicious is, let’s be honest, more of a thin frame to hang the game’s adult content on, but let’s break it down.

Premise
You play as the “Young Master,” a character whose Great Uncle Albert conveniently passes away, leaving behind a massive estate, a generous fortune, and—because why not—a house full of gorgeous women ready to cater to your every whim. Alongside this enviable inheritance comes a vague responsibility to work on behalf of humanity to find renewable energy solutions. (Is it eco-friendly erotica? You decide.)

Setting
The estate is a sprawling, indulgent paradise where you can pursue, shall we say, a variety of activities. When you’re not solving the world’s energy crisis (which, spoiler alert, is almost never), you're exploring "forbidden pleasures" with the ladies of the estate. For some downtime, you can head to your personal home, a sanctuary where secrets (and more willing companions) await.

Themes
The central theme is pure escapism, with a strong focus on taboo relationships and power fantasies. Don’t expect subtlety—it’s all about indulgence, with just enough pseudo-science and narrative fluff to keep things moving.

Criticism
While the premise sounds intriguing, the execution leaves much to be desired. Most of the writing feels repetitive and lacks the kind of engaging progression that could elevate the experience. The characters are reduced to caricatures, existing solely to support the player’s desires, and any attempts at storytelling feel more like placeholders for the next steamy scene. Dialogue tends to overexplain instead of showing events through visuals or meaningful interactions.

This is a traditional AVN, so gameplay consists of:

• Branching dialogue options: Light decision-making that mainly affects scene progression.
  
• Character interactions: You’ll engage with the estate's residents, though most choices revolve around building relationships for more intimate outcomes.
  
• Gallery unlocks: A sex-scene gallery is included, making it easy to revisit favorite moments.

Mechanically, it’s straightforward and effective for the genre. However, for those seeking something beyond explicit scenarios—like meaningful player agency or compelling narrative arcs—this might feel barebones.

The character models are a big draw. Expect exaggerated proportions and hyper-stylized designs, perfect for those looking for larger-than-life fantasy elements. However, some players have noted that many features, like character anatomy, can feel repetitive.

The animations improve as the game progresses but often feel stiff and awkward early on. Still, they serve their purpose in enhancing the adult content.

Surprisingly, the voice acting (limited to dirty talk) is excellent and adds a lot to the immersion. Unfortunately, the music doesn’t hold up as well, often feeling generic and forgettable.

• Top-tier voice acting: The sultry tones bring the scenes to life.
  
• Hot and well-crafted sex scenes: These are the game’s highlight and are executed with care.
  
• Very attractive MILFs: The female characters are very well designed to cater exactly to the audience they are aiming for.
  
• Sex-scene gallery: Convenient for revisiting key moments.

• Lackluster story: Practically nonexistent with little to no development.
  
• Over-description in writing: Instead of showing emotions or actions, the game relies heavily on text, which can get monotonous.
  
• Grammar issues: Frequent typos and clunky writing break immersion.

Milfylicious knows its audience and plays to its strengths: it’s here for the steamy, indulgent fantasy, and it delivers that in spades. However, outside of the adult content, the game stumbles with a weak story, lack of character depth, and average production quality in areas like animation and music.

If you’re into AVNs and are mainly looking for high-quality intimate scenes and great voice acting, this game is worth a look. Just don’t expect a compelling narrative or complex gameplay. In short, it's like a guilty pleasure dessert—delicious but not exactly filling.

Rating: 7/10
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