⠀⠀⢠⡶⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠖⣦
⠀⠀ ⡿⢀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⢁⢤⠘⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⡇⢣⢸⡧⠶⢼⠃⡜⢸⠀⠀⡇⠀
⠀⠀⢸⡀⢃⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⣤⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⡲⣿⡖⠂
⢒⣲⣟⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡿⢁⣤⠖⢲⡆
⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣾⠋⠀⡜⠁⠐⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡇⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢀⠀⠀⠀⠜⣷⠇⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⣴⠃⠀⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠐⠠⠂⠑⢰⠇
⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⡆⠀⠃⣠⠟⠀
⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⢰⠀⠀⢠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠁⠀⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠢⢷⣤⡬⠤⢧⣠⡼⠤⠚⠁

Have a wonderful weekend!

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but I can assure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead I like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then I will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

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