MetalGearJesus
Texas, United States
Mom! Get the camera! I'm finally famous enough for a loser to impersonate me online! There is only one MetalGearJesus, and it's in the steam URL. Don't fall for fakes.
Deleted my OG FaceIT post Saudi purchase. Occasionally hop on this one begrudgingly. [www.faceit.com]
Thank you to the people that told me I was on these streams, it's always nice to learn from your demos/replays:
Sir. That is illegal. [www.twitch.tv]
Sometimes you just gotta run through that ♥♥♥♥. [clips.twitch.tv]
You can do everything right and still lose. Short Term Luck > Long Term Skill [clips.twitch.tv]
The Spray and Pray: CS2 & NASCAR Movement [x.com]
Mom! Get the camera! I'm finally famous enough for a loser to impersonate me online! There is only one MetalGearJesus, and it's in the steam URL. Don't fall for fakes.
Deleted my OG FaceIT post Saudi purchase. Occasionally hop on this one begrudgingly. [www.faceit.com]
Thank you to the people that told me I was on these streams, it's always nice to learn from your demos/replays:
Sir. That is illegal. [www.twitch.tv]
Sometimes you just gotta run through that ♥♥♥♥. [clips.twitch.tv]
You can do everything right and still lose. Short Term Luck > Long Term Skill [clips.twitch.tv]
The Spray and Pray: CS2 & NASCAR Movement [x.com]
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"While it may not be ethical, and it may not be moral - I can assure you, it is not illegal."
- Someone who passed the BAR exam
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"Justice is helping those that can't help themselves."
- Mr. Fred Rogers
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Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
- Mike Tyson
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand that which his salary depends upon him not understanding."
- Upton Sinclair, a.k.a UpTown Sin City
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A wise old owl lived in an oak,
the more he saw the less he spoke,
the less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like this wise old bird?
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"People are always looking for the man in the child without considering what he is before he becomes a man."
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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"There are only two ways to hide a big tree, chop it down and burn it or put lots of other big trees around it. You do the former and you don't have a big tree any longer, the latter you have a forrest, but it does not stop people stumbling into the big tree when running through the forrest. All you can hope is they are either hunting rabbit or being chased by tigers, thus don't care about the trees, other than to avoid them."
- A British Scientist being a bit of a ♥♥♥♥ to a superior officer during WW2 while talking about radar arrays
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Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Deagle— Juan Deagle — is master of them all."
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metal gear jesus
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Donk on these hoes
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Dub or Rub - Grup public
We're either dubbing or rubbing.
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Do you enjoy gently whispering to the trees in Vietnamese? Then you'll love Vietnamese Tree Whispering, the game.

You will get PTSD, enjoy.
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Faer🍇 5 aug. la 12:12 
don't forget to add me!, +rep a true professional
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亗köniG 2 febr. la 18:17 
+rep kicks hacker from game. legendary.
Teddy BROosevelt 14 ian. la 14:18 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
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📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO
⠀└📁RANK
⠀⠀ └✅Boosted
.seth (neck brace equipped) 12 oct. 2024 la 23:33 
Deleted my OG FaceIT post Saudi purchase. Occasionally hop on this one begrudgingly.
xXx420bAd_b0Y69xXx 10 apr. 2024 la 16:59 
rawrXD