Jeremy
4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.
Other names: Angryman, Flamenco Moronco, Priscilla Antoinette, Harold, Germathon, Spice Rack, Waffle Time.
Jeremy got locked in the cupboard. Hours later we heard "Iiiit's waffle time it's waffle time won't you have some waffles of mine??" eminating from said cupboard.