i need you to gout and buy geggs for gart

Drink up.

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HE DOES NOT!!!!!!

my name is Garry's Mod and i eat The Melon

good evening mister seiii, i have an investment opportunity for you

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he told me in a dream btw

god loves you

ayo bro can i buy your unusual

+rep has the battlepass!!!!!!

-rep baby came out overcooked way too dry

+Rep wrapped a baby in clay and baked it in the oven at 325F.

:( Don't be mean to a tiny man like me

-rep guy literally scammed me DO NOT trust this man no matter how suave he sounds.

<:(

Good

im hungry

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i didnt want your duck i just wanted genowhirl70s kobold can i employ you to steal them i'll give you a cut add me if intersted :P

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

You are a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Your daddy gave ya good advice

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UP YOUR A-

IT'S A DILDO-

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There's some questions that don't even need to be asked.

Some are simple, like "Did I ♥♥♥♥ your mom?" Others hold elegance that bring tears to one's eyes and inspires euphoric levels of pride in our species, like "Does Bill Gates own a tentacle sex machine made with the finest materials and engineering humanity can offer that secretes it's own decarboxylated THC infused lube and has nerve activity sensors allowing an AI to learn exactly how the user likes it, then serves fresh eggs, toast, and orange juice afterwards?"

These are questions everyone should already know the answer to.

Bro image how much weed Aang could smoke at once, like, he probably wouldn't even need a pipe to smoke a while oz of it he could just burn it with his firebending and use his airbending to bend the smoke into his lungs, which could hold a lot because he's an air bender, just imagine how much he could smoke, you pass him a full bowl and he just dumps it out into his hands and take the whole thing in one hit and asks for another, imagine how much weed he could go through in a single session since he's the Avatar and and could do as much as he wants since he won't green out he would just go into the Avatar state

Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just because you have a bad haircut, maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you. Or better yet maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog butt if she stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer or swimming pool cleaner or marine biologist or chiropractor or police commissioner or male stripper or train conductor or funeral director or trailer park supervisor or Subway sandwich artist or black jack dealer or customer service rep or gardener or kpop radio Deejay she's messing with. Dingus

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through! Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with BS deus ex weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, total character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator??

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

nikocado, my love. what a beguiling, breathtaking mukbanger you are. i love the sounds of your mouth as you chew your weekly 47th chicken nugget, along with the hysterical jokes you make which i find so, so appealing. once i get employed at a workplace, i shall invest in only buying your onlyfans. i am incredibly thrilled to see your mammoth-sized, juicy, voluptuous, tender, moist arsecheeks. i love you.

Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME,

and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! ♥♥♥♥ THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.

all Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick. can it.

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Come on down and buy some corn. Or we will sacrifice your firstborn

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