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For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

In conclusion, banana Runts are easily the best Runts, not only for their flavor, but for the design, size, loyalty, and ability to be loved by all generations. All other Runts have a flavor unlike the corresponding fruit’s flavor, and while the banana Runts’ flavor is not entirely accurate, it is much better anyway. The creation of Runts has been a wonderful event. However, the four non-banana flavors, while still okay, are not nearly as good as the banana Runts. I hope you have discovered true candy delight from this, and have a good time eating your banana Runts.

Since the creation of Runts in 1982, the flavors have changed three times. Out of 11 flavors, the only ones that have been kept in production throughout each change have been strawberry, orange, and, you guessed it, banana. You may be thinking, “But what about the other flavors they made? Could they have been good, too?” If they were so very good, they would still be in production. But they aren’t. Through three flavor changes (four if you count the conception of the candy), banana Runts have been there for you and your taste buds. Compared to all other Runts, banana Runts have much more volume, meaning you can enjoy each of their lovely taste longer than the nasty strawberry and orange flavors without reaching for more of them. As an added bonus, banana Runts are the only Runts that can be purchased in bulk, meaning that you can enjoy them without having to eat or throw away the other flavors.