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Good day, chum! I'm a bloke of 48 British summers, and I must offer my most sincere apologies for the deplorable state of my English. It's a bit of a shambles, really.

Would you believe it, I once bartered away my dear wife, of all things, in exchange for a reliable internet connection to partake in the glorious pursuit of 'conter strik.' My sole ambition? To become the finest player, much like yourself, old bean.

Now, picture this: I embark on daring digital escapades across the wilds of Brazil, contending with an utterly ghastly 400 ping. Yet, by some peculiar quirk of fate, I've risen to the exalted rank of Global Elite 2. It's a tale so bizarre, even the Queen herself would raise an eyebrow! 🎮🎩

➤⠀☻ C O M P U T E R
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CPU: Ryzen 3600
RAM: 16gb ddr4
GPU: rtx 3070

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Monitor : DELL S2419HGF (144hz)
Mouse : Logi Master 3S
Keyboard : Logitech G512
Headphones : HyperX Cloud Alpha

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