4.5 / 10

Pros
- Great poet.
- Is moist and frothy.
- Too timid to sexually assult you.
- Assassin main (♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up).
- Would recommend to a friend based on sick humor.
- Is a succubus ("I am temptress").
- Creator of Decimate Studios.
- Loved by all.
- Is THE Melty S
- Current holder of the Miss Universe title.

Cons
- Not as good a gamer as he thinks.
- Assassin main (lets his only healer die all the time).
- Unusual smell of burnt toast.
- Shouts c**t alot.
- Pretty sure he killed a child at some point in his life.
- Is a succubus.
- Blames Ed for everything he does wrong.
- Killed Decimate Studios.
- Uses crunchy peanut butter to lube his controller joysticks.
- Cried when Olaf got impaled in Frozen.
- Shouts at squirrels relentlessly when he loses a game.
- Often holds his largest poop of the day like a newborn. IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEIRD, MATT!
- Physically assults you if you mention his beard in any way. I don't know why?
- Says he's spicey but really he's salty.

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