I am going to make love to the female Bell Gargoyle from Dark Souls 2. I find the Bell Gargoyles in Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin very attractive. However, their body is made up of 87% metal, and they breathe 100% fire. That could kill me if I tried to do the nasty with one. To remedy this, the Bell Gargoyle casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having intercourse with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage.

Spellsy Vecna main searching for his Aestri, great with my Mage Hand if you're a bard that's into that. I'm great at Flying right in, let's do it with the mimic in my wizard tower's bedroom. Trust me, my Dispelling Spheres produce the greatest Flight of the Damned you've ever seen~

Cast a DM if you want to see how thick my cursed Book of Vile Darkness is ;)

He has megamilkers!!!

I'm calling the police

Hey

Dad?!?!?!? DAD?!?!?!!? Come back home dad! I miss you! :(