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The Government

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

Empty Aquarium

Feed everyone at the pier
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

Feast in the Clouds

Feed everyone on the rooftops
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:31pm

Prison Poultry

Feed everyone in the prison
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:39am

Nightclub Nourishment

Feed everyone and everything at Cafe Mawson
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

Email Etiquette

Ponder the ins and outs of sending an email
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

Savory Sock Seasoning

Learn the art of sock-foot alignment
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

This is how I sit on the Toilet

Hello my name is Kevin and this is not a joke. I sit on the toilet like this. Always have. I know it is weird, but every time I use the toilet normally It feels wrong and takes more work. I think I have been doing this for so long that my body is just too used to it to go back. Please try it for yourself. Maybe we can make a change. Again, I am not joking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:31pm

The Silenced Saint

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:21am

Colder Than Everest

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs on hard mode
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:58am

Bullet Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 10 bullets
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:21pm

Beer Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 6 beer
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:47am

In and Out

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, one cockroach, and one bullet
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:30pm

Beer and Puff

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 puffer fish and 1 beer
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:21pm

Tangled Meat

In Sandbox Mode, cook 12 Sausages
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:10pm

Caged Roach

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, 4 roaches, and 4 shot glasses
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:51am