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The Napper

Jed Sawyer

Zimbabwe

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"I've always wanted a fat one"
-Todd Howard

"A rat slapped him like Alices Paddy."
-Blu Bastard

"the potatoes are ready and I must eat them"
-Anajamois

">BORK LAZER WILL CONQUER A NISSAN"
-KozyHank of taima.tv on Brock Lesnar in UFC 200

"Any man can piss on the floor; But it takes a real hero to ♥♥♥♥ on the ceiling."
-Miles Long

"I'M EATING THE PIE BECAUSE ITS DELICOUS"
-Violivios

"rex don't make me yiff your ♥♥♥♥ off"
-Violivios

"When I saw that, I was so butthurt I poured molten lava in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while singing showtunes."
-Toaster Strudel

"The greatest work is the easiest to make."
-Eugene of GB

"Its time to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-♥♥♥♥ Kickem

"As a criminal court judge, I've found a turn to religion to be a fairly common event. Usually sometime between being found guilty and being sentenced. I never was sure whether they saw the light or felt the heat."
- /u/Scootron of Reddit

"Rex go drunk you're home"
-LaChance, War Thunder moderator.

"If electricity always goes through tha path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning always strike france?"
-Garyfoo17 of War Thunder

"i identify as a cretaceousexual"
-Cheese

"Go go gadget stab."
-Vio

"Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?"
-Blowtorch the Robot of Youtube

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My Biography

Hello there, my name is Hisao Kinji. I'm here on behalf of my grandfather Gandan Lich Femur after I had my sternum shattered and was asphyxiated by a mine cart while working as a child slaver in a Bolivian salt mine. My grandfather once told me "Hisao, you are a ladies man. You should go out and be a gigolo for a group of young disabled women now that you have no sternum. Make me proud, baby." And soon, it will all come together like melting your horse down and turning it into glue and making a 2:1 scale of the World Trade Center Towers out of yarn, toothpicks and discarded aluminum cans.

But then I had a change of heart and realised this whole thing was like the natural selection and its my job to be a honey bee on Black Tar heroin and pollinate all the flowers by steering into oncoming traffic going 200km/h in a school zone with my raging semi (truck).

Unfortunately, I ran into a bit of a bump, much like said honey bee getting his penis torn off by a deranged homicidal 16 year old polish kid with a BB gun he brought to school who got his personality from Jared Letos Joker. Now it is time to continue my quest to depositing the goods in the assortments of gay little dandillions.

And then... it occured to me; that I'm being not quite assertive enough with my rampage of erectile probing and artificial insemination of almond milk, so its time to kick it up a notch or seven.

I met a young woman on the street, she approached me and said "Do you think you're funny? I will have you know I got these burn marks from accidentally falling in my grandfathers tarp kettle as he was an underpaid roofer and I needed to make big money go away."

God you've got to be a 13 year old kid with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rickets and sickle cell to do that silly stuff.

I'm falling apart. My soul is being sucked back into the pits of hell like a piece of lint and a Dyson. What will I make of myself anymore, I don't know. I really should be ashamed, deeply ashamed of such.

"Would Satan be proud?" Probably so. Even though I've hit hard times, I will not give up to spread the corruption across the land of Cathuishajoe, and I will name all of my children George. Excellent.

I will get them to parrot "Hisao is the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the land before time little foot." This is the perfect ploy that cannot stop my morbid case of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Its back to the normal for me. Being mister nice dude with my ex partners even if I want to abuse them heavily like a disgruntled pimp with an 18 karot gold plated cane.

Unfortunately, curent partner died from a severe case of Bophadese Testiclules. Its time to give up my life as a speed bailing honey bee and leave for prison as I'm the murderer here.

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n3k1y 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

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grunge 19 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00am

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
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TrueNinjafrog 17 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10am

Heya, I downloaded one of your old mods from Gamebanana (Beltless Heavy) and made it into a 3d-printable file. Can I get your permission to upload it? I'll be sure to credit your Gamebanana page.

AceHigh 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:27am

Hey. Read your review on game where you told you are big stalker fan. Try DayZ Stalker mod. One of my friends is also huge stalker fan and he absolutely love DayZ Stalker

Vampire 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43am

wtf!!!!

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