Recent reviews by Taters Mcmashtermind

Short, grog drinking, bug stomping, ore mining goblins.... controlled by your friends maybe

Good time burner, More enjoyable with friends but fine playing with randoms as well

Pick go swing, me go die. Repeat

Game Is Good

HEY YOU! YES, YOU THERE WITH THE GLAZED LOOK CONSUMING YOUR GAZE. DO YOU LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHERE YOU SHOOT THINGS IN ORDER TO PROGRESS TO SHOOTING MORE THINGS? DO YOU LIKE BRITISH ACCENTS? DO YOU HAVE HANDS AND ENJOY BREATHING AIR? WELL BUDDY I HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU!

Despite the fact it was delivered unto us from above in 2009, the game still stands up really well, even more so if the likeminded sociopaths you call "friends" play alongside you.
Play with jolly good cooperation in mind, or, and this is just me spitballing here, go through a door before a friend gets through and start welding it shut, all the while listening to their agonizing screams as they're eventually overrun by the hoard.

Buy it on sale or don't, it's worth it either way.

I've already talked about rebirth, you could probably dredge it up from the comments section somewhere on that page so i'm just gonna go straght to the point.
I highly recommend buying this DLC, here are some reasons:
- A MASSIVE increase to the amount of items, bosses, and rooms
- A new gamemode which kinda feels like a survival rather than the usual dungeon crawler the game is
- Makes "The Lost" easier to play with an unlockable starting item for him
- Replayability atop replayability, Rebirth ate up so much of my free time, and now this is helping to further my crippling addiction

Be me
Be new creature
Be the most terrifying micro-organism to exist in the ocean
Arrive on land
Become a penis creature
Become colony of penis creatures
Become advanced race of super intelligent penis creatures
Send penis creatures to space
conquer other less fallic species with your superior technology
Rule the galaxy as a penis creature


10/10 would genitalia again

When you can make a game about mopping up blood and incinerating body parts, make it fun, and have great music in it, you've done something amazing. Don't take my word for it, i was dropped at birth, just buy this game. a few minutes of this really help to kinda unwind in a gorey way.

Does there really need to be anything said about this game? Why am i even typing this right now..... and why are you reading this?? Go play this game! I could not recommend this game more. From the art style, to the gameplay, everything is wonderful. The amount of time you can spend playing this game is unbelievable, I bought this game however long ago and i'm STILL playing it! Stop reading and go play this game, seriously, you're getting wierd now.... why are you looking at my forehead? it's not that big.