My life rules:

1. At first you dont succeed, blow up all evidence that it was you that tried.
2. If in a gunfight, bring a Gun, preferably two guns, and bring all your friends who have guns, for providing the enemy with someone else to shoot at.
3. Ninja Pirates? Please... Lumberjack commandos can take them.
4. It takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile. Only three for a proper trigger Squeeze.
5. Peace: Always have a gun. Sometimes a hug isnt enough.
6. My version of deplomacy.... making you confortable and relax until my sniper gets in range.
7. [Z&G]= when you absolutely have to be punched in the thoat in less than 24 hours.
8. Some see an obstacle. Some see an opportunity. I see a natural choke point with flank security.
9. Only bring artillery if you want to kill EVERYONE.
10. Its all fun and games until someone explodes.
11. Problems? Easy. Just aim, shoot, done. It's not that hard.
12. You cant buy happiness.... but you can buy ammo and thats the same thing.
13. When someone says the phrase: "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will..." look for a stick.
14. Never report anything strange you may have seen to the airforce. they will misidentify it in a heartbeat and then make you sign a letter swearing you saw nothing ot they will kill you.
15. Oh look! Whats that? IT DOESNT MATTER. Toss a frag over there and keep going. Its gone now.
16. Using brute force? If it doesnt work, your not using enough.
17. Complex problems have simple solutions... One half inch in diameter going out a barrel of a gun.
18. Democracy doesnt flow from a barrel of a gun. Too bad my enemies arent interested in democracy in the first place.
19. I missed you.... but im getting in range with my 50 cal now.
20. Any problem caused by my gun can be solved by my gun.
21. Oh im sorry.... i cant hear your complaints over how AWSOME i am.