DON'T LET THEM COOK

In the realm of culinary delight,
Where flavors dance and tempt the sight,
There's a cautionary tale I must tell,
Of kitchens where the clueless dwell.

Oh, let us gather 'round the fire,
And share this tale, a warning dire,
For there are those, alas, too many,
Whose kitchen skills are far from any.

With aprons donned and knives in hand,
They approach the stove, a disastrous plan,
Unaware of recipes and cooking lore,
They dive headfirst, oblivious to the score.

In their hands, ingredients they mix,
But alas, their flavors are a terrible fix,
Salt and sugar, bitter and sweet,
A haphazard combination, a tasteless feat.

Oh, dear friends, take heed and beware,
Of those who enter the kitchen unaware,
For cooking, an art, requires some grace,
An understanding of time, technique, and space.

So let us raise our spatulas high,
And vow to never let the unskilled try,
To wield the ladle or don the chef's hat,
For the kitchen is no place for the dimwitted.

Let wisdom guide our culinary art,
With each dish crafted from the heart,
And should we encounter those who lack,
The skills to cook, we'll gently push them back.

For in this world of flavors and spice,
Let us savor every dish, a taste paradise,
And leave the kitchen to those who know,
To never let dumb people cook, we'll forever show.