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└📁Talking to girls
└📁Skill
└⚠️ This folder is empty
1. find the nearest homeless man and laugh at him like the monster you are
2. sacrifice two multi colored goats in the name of the dark lord Cthululu
3. actually ♥♥♥♥ yourself (you'll know when you've done it right)
4. press f13 69 times the next time your computer says it's 4:20 Am or Pm
5. say your grandmothers uncles neighbors great grandmothers maiden name 4 times
(if you can't do step five, locate Obama's birth certificate)
6. divide Pi by zero
IF YOU DO ALL THESE SIMPLE STEPS, THEN YOUR LOVED ONES WILL BE SAFE AND COOL JESUS WILL COME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND GIVE YOU THE BEST PURPLE SODA YOU'VE EVER HAD. IT'S SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ALWAYS WORKS.