Последние обзоры MattTheMyatt

I've never wished to be the main character in a game so much in my life.

Sorry, I only HitOnMen

Having to dash underground every 25 mins would be my first issue with this game. It's already hard enough to physically navigate back to the drill to avoid the volcano, but navigating though the ungodly number of missions you receive within the first 30 mins, I wanted to kill myself. Not to mention the Robots, fair enough, you need some sort of antagonist to make your game interesting, and sure enough, the combat is... okay, but I was in a literal 1v15 within the first 30 mins. How does this happen? I have no clue. But it was hell.

(I'd like to mention, YOU CANT DRIVE THE DRILL. The one slightly appealing thing in the trailers for this game, you can't actually do. It's just a crappy cut scene of you going underground, if anything, this is just a glorified fast-travel.)

After the first eruption or two, the game was already starting to feel kinda repetitive. Get Resources > Light Combat > Upgrade Drill > Hide.

4/10.

♥♥♥♥ I LOVE MATHS

















and the women are okay...

I'm literally Garfield

One of the most unbalanced games I've ever played, Bigfoot has far too much health and can absolutely destroy the other players.

This game ruins friendships, 10/10 would hit a child

Yo like... ♥♥♥♥ was exploding, 10/10

Honestly I'm just pissed I couldn't unlink my account so I could switch to my actually good account.

♥♥♥♥ you Rockstar.

The gameplay is flawless, the story is ♥♥♥♥, buying the DLCs is by far the worst financial decision I've ever made, overall 8/10.