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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:51am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 6:15am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 6:36am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 6:54am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:31am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:38am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:13am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 2:43pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:08pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:50pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:05am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:15am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:44am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:52am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 9:54am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 2:37pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:34am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:06am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:48pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:15pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 6:37am

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 8:18am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.