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Clippy

Microsoft Office Paperclip

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Level

Mannifest Destiny

500 XP

Do not send a random friend request to me unless you give me a good reason for it.

And no, I'm not joining your stupid competitive team as a scam attempt.

If your most played game is CS2, you can forget it as well.

Welcome to my glorious Steam profile.

What I'm usually doing: Clone Hero or TF2

Random info about me.
Favourite Game Series: Donkey Konga, Colin McRae Rally, Guitar Hero / Rock Band, WRC (2000s), Gran Turismo, Mario Kart, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Favourite Single Game: WRC II Extreme
TF2 Classes for Community Servers: Soldier / Sniper
Main TF2 Class for Casual: Demoman / Heavy / Medic
Idol: Colin McRae
Waifu: Ai Miyashita

Random quotes from my time...
"Always a triple, never a quad!" - Me
"life is like a box of chocolates you wish it never ends but it does and your left with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coconut ones" - derpy
"i love monstercat and so should you. If you don't we won't become friends" - PatrossGamingâ¢
"spongeboy me bob i inhaled squidward's ♥♥♥ and now my brain is pregnant" - Ellie C. Yukiya

Status meanings:
In-game: Usually on TF2 doing stuff you can join in with.
Online: I'm playing Clone Hero.
Offline: Usually in the middle of the week as there's no time to play, so I play on the PS5 to get footage for YouTube videos.

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Some useful information

I've been cluttering up the internet with my animated nonsense since 2005. Along the way I've won numerous awards including the Mobile and Internet TV Comedy Award at MIPCOM in Cannes where I beat Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G etc.) to the gong. I proved time and again that almost nothing is within my capabilities, be it cookery shows, the X Factor, music videos, caring for my cat, telling jokes, masquerading as a priest, presenting children's television, enjoying porn, re-wiring Donald Trump, conceptualising Marvel superheroes, starring in TV commercials, doing science with Brian Cox, settling the issue of gun control, presenting Top Gear, interviewing celebrities or impersonating Miley Cyrus and Crazy Frog.

Right, I wrote all that 'cos some web page told me it'd help get views and subscribers. So I should be as big as PewDiePie by Monday, right?

OK, well... I'm off to the pub.

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