I remember the first time I got laid. She told me "play doctor" and made me put a blindfold on and get on my 4's. Next thing I know, she shoves 3-4 plastic horses up my ass. I ask why. She said my condition was now stable

Yes i know my name is misspelled. The reason for that is because my name was originally supposed to be "Karate Master 666" but the name was something I couldn't get a kick out of. I don't know why that is...beats the hell outta me. Atleast it wasn't a boxing related name, too many punch lines.

Now to be truly honest, puns really do make my head numb. But math puns, oh don't even get me started! They make my head even number. And if they didn't, it'd be odd. I'm not being irrational here, it really adds up.

Say what you want about shovels but they were pretty groundbreaking when they were first invented. Either way, I can dig it!