despacito

so real

pinkie

pie

In this Cymric household, we prefer MILK. Delectable, nutritious and wholly soothing calcium, to nourish the very fibers that nestle deep within the confines of our virile bodies. If I wished to sup from the chalice of poison, then I would have ventured to the bottle store, not Steam! Now begone at once, ye alcohol fiend, and do not return with such noxious liquids that you proffer.

In that case, I'd be completely sober.

Read a lot of old comments and take a shot of Port for every comment that aged like fine wine

i love you

Just an amicable chap from the Varangian guard. Say, seen any..... TURKS? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

low guy

Get lost, Rebel. Your profaned presence is NOT welcomed in our midst. Get the hell outta here, you sub-brick scumbag

Oh LORD. You're dealing with THIS GUY?

Refrain from conversing with the DutchWOOOOOman, you insidious, homicidal bastard. Lest we forget the two children who fell and were bought to ruin by your honey coated, barbed words.

I agree.

actually no maybe its best that we continue to not know eachother

what

we meet again? guh??

Salutations sentient runcilbe spoon, I am the doe of Cymraeg's meadows and implore you to PRITHEE accept the friend request of the Delphic Wayfarer. He simply wishes to acquire your aid and broker a deal with you. To ward him off, without first contemplating his wholly benign offer is simply a folly! What if perchance, he proffers you a million Rubles? You will be a rather foolish ragamuffin then, will ye not? So come now, allegedly sentient cutlery, establish a rapport with him and in a decades time, the skalds shall sing about your fierce bond that is stark and true!

grrrr stay away from my boyfriend >:[

Greetings woman of Rivellion, I am the latest FEMALE apostle of Duna and have come to test my mettle against thou. It is inscribed upon the ancient tome of Rivellion that when two comely maidens are inducted into the throng, they must duel afore a jeering crowd! It has been charted that this duel shall take place in the disability toilets and that we will both wield kitchen accoutrements, you shall bear a spoon in hand I a large kitchen knife. The battle of wits and physical prowess shall subside at first blood, or with the early capitulation of one of the combatants. Now come hither woman of Rivellion, COME HITHER AND FACE THY STEEL!

oh, this is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worst.

cheers, hon

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yeah nerd

you don't deserve bragging rights for ur 228 terraira playtime ahfhasfashfnsfsahfadshfufasofwh9fh9

the return of the king

balls

Salutations leathery flippered fiend, do you bear any remorse for the penguins that you abuse both sexually and physically upon the Liverpool coastline? Are you truly oblivious to the fact that those of the Spheniscidae caste live in constant fear of your devilish antics and have now begun forming militia's, attempting to enact vigilante justice against you and your seal kind? REPENT FOUL ELDRITCH APPARITION, WHOSE EYES ARE AS UNYIELDING AS AN ONYX'S, EMOTIONLESS AND BEREFT OF ANY DECENCY! WHOSE MOUTH SETS TOGETHER IN A TIGHT, INHUMANE SMIRK, REVEALING NEIGH BUT INSIDIOUS INTENT! YOU SHALL BEWITCH AND ENTHRAL THE LESSERS OF THIS WORLD NO LONGER! YOU MAY PLEAD FOR MERCY AND ATTEMPT TO INVEIGLE US TO YOUR CAUSE, BUT WE WILL NOT CAPITULATE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, WE WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO THE HEDONISTIC PHRASE AND WORDS THAT ATTEMPT TO CAPTIVATE AND LULL OUR SENSES! WE SHALL RESIST FOR IT IS IN OUR BLOOD, WE ARE WELSHMAN, WE ARE RIVELLIONS, CYMRU AM BYTH YOU FETID ABOMINATION!

Dearest Sister, pray tell why you are so adamant against the Doctor?

They have now hidden their friend list.

Stop trying to add me on behalf of Quercus @ Templar Order / Saving Rivellon.

You are all being blocked and reported. Go be racist and anti-lgbt elsewhere.

joe nuts

To the Dutchess of Dutch Burgundy, I must inquire where have you been as of late? Does your health remain stable and robust? Most significantly I wish to inquire whether you persevere in slaughtering the local peasant populace, slashing at them with scimitars and bringing the rowdy maidens to heel. Does farmer George still bear the marks from your branding iron and do the women still cluck in a gesture of servitude when you come to visit their government funded henhouses? Oh, it is all so endearing, come tell, elaborate upon the situation of the northern coasts.

i like to fart

"the spy"

You're not fooling anyone.

Who is counting the years or even the centuries? This isn't the worst of penitentiaries! Rifts I have run, in dreams I have seen thousands of kingdoms and galaxies obscene!
Furthermore I devised these Bellegarettes, the choicest of ladies a man can get! Yes the demons you vanquished, so now I am free! But was I truly confined? Ha! Not me!
And soon so shall I, though don't say goodebye! I'll e out in the wilds, in the woods in the dales! There I may meet you and spin you new tales!
So let us prepare, my savoury lasses! I mean to depart, so move your sweet asses!

Write upon their profile, “Greetings woman, I have great need for you, you are to be my replacement for an animated female that I have latched myself onto. After consulting the most professional of medical practitioners, doctor Quercus, it has been deduced that I suffer from a most rare and unique of ailments, a coddling deficit disorder. Throughout my life, I have been neglected by the more gentler sex and have instead flocked to 2D abominations, ones programmed by corpulent, round bellied men into performing sex acts with minors through a virtual screen. YOU, FEMALE, ARE MY ONLY CURE! I need you to give me the life that I DESERVE and you, why you require a macho man in life, one with rippling muscles and a wit that would charm the elusive, albeit sacred Potoo bird. So woman, what say we exchange a butterscotch tea at the local café this Sunday?”
Naturally remove the quotes

spun

Goodaye, why do you have a problem that I inhale petrol?

relatable

F

I HATE IT WHEN I'M TRYING TO EAT PRINGLES BUT WHEN I PULL ONE OUT OF THE CONTAINER IT JUST FU/CKING BREAKS

I have a major dislike of you, Sans from the hit indie game Undertale made in 2015.

https://youtu.be/H01BwSD9eyQ
Check this out.

Remember, son. Dying is gay.

dying is gross

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suck di/ck

damn dude ok

ok go die loser