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Позвони и скажи слово "Мусора ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ы!", на
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незабываемую поездку на автомобиле
"УАЗ -31514", массаж от головы до пяток, а так
же 15 суток в оздоровительном санатории!
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Передай другим! Пусть спешат! Призы
ограничены!
While walking down a crowded
City street the other day,
I heard a little urchin
To a comrade turn and say,
"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,
I'd be happy as a clam
If only I was de feller dat
Me mudder t'inks I am.
"She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends, be yours a life of toil
An' she knows her little lad Or undiluted joy,
Could never mix wit' nuttin' You can learn a wholesome lesson
Dat was ugly, mean or bad. From that small, untutored boy.
💙 -- 🎍 -- 🐳 -- 🚗 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 📗 -- 🎈 -- 👳 -- 🐟 -- 👹 -- 📀 -- ⛳ -- 👃 -- 🏀
………,•✯´………´*✫
…….♥*…………….. __/\__
…….*♥……………….*-:¦:-*
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¸….✫…………………. *•*
´¸…*♥..´¸……………*♥♫♥ *
´¸¸♥*………………..✯•♫•♥ •*
´¸.•✫ ….………….. *♥•♫•♫♥*
~`,`~….…………. ✯♥•♦♫♥•♥*.
`.✫`…….………. *♥☺♥•♥•☺♥*.
●/ ……….……..✯♥•♥♠♫♥#♥•♥ *..
/ ▌……….……*♥♫•♥♫•♥♫♥ •♫♥*
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