(Jaw drops 😲 to the floor 😱. Eyes pop out 😵. Sound effect 📣 of, "🚨 AWOOOOGA 🚨 AWOOOOGA 🚨!!!!" Places eyes 😶 and jaw 👅 back in place 🤤. Regains 😤 composure 😌.) ... Eh hem 🕵️, you there 💁 look quite lovely 😍.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Having sex with a vagina is for absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know what a real man does? As a real gangsta myself, I take it in the ass. That's what real Gs do with their bros. I'll tell you something: I may be known as "Top G" in public, but here in my cell in Romania, I'm known as the "Bottom G". That's how we roll. I cannot think of a lower ROI activity than sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in ♥♥♥♥♥; it's a complete waste of time and energy. Just think about it for a second. Them hoes have taken literally millions of ♥♥♥♥; it just ain't tight enough for me. But drilling a fellow G's ass, now that is a completely different story. Not only are you providing loads of stimulus for your penis, you're actively expanding your network by mingling with like-minded people. It's all part of making it into the top. That is ladies and gentlemen, the secret to escaping the matrix.

love u maatje owf xoxo

GEEF TIP EN VLOEI DAN BRUV

Can I get a "yuh"????