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Succès remportés : 51 sur 89 (57%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 0h52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 28 nov. 2016 à 2h05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 7 déc. 2016 à 3h18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 5h19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 7h18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 10h19

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 9 déc. 2016 à 22h05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 9 déc. 2016 à 23h14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 28 déc. 2016 à 2h10

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 19 juil. 2017 à 11h10

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 9h24

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 22 janv. 2020 à 12h02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 24 déc. 2016 à 0h18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 6h56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 25 juil. 2017 à 7h11

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 29 avr. 2018 à 12h47

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 10 déc. 2016 à 3h43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 6h05

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 24 déc. 2016 à 0h11

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Débloqué le 26 juil. 2017 à 7h13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 17 mai 2019 à 21h45

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 9 déc. 2016 à 22h03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 25 juil. 2017 à 21h57

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Débloqué le 27 janv. 2020 à 20h05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 7 déc. 2016 à 3h18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 8 déc. 2016 à 9h28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h21

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Débloqué le 20 juil. 2017 à 2h16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h19

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 6h43

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 1h27

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 17 mai 2019 à 21h33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 17 mai 2019 à 21h32

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Débloqué le 26 juil. 2017 à 19h26

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Débloqué le 28 nov. 2016 à 1h38

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 28 déc. 2016 à 2h11

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 29 déc. 2016 à 2h57

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Débloqué le 19 juil. 2017 à 10h16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Débloqué le 25 juil. 2017 à 7h39

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Débloqué le 25 juil. 2017 à 14h34

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Débloqué le 26 juil. 2017 à 20h12

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 19 juil. 2017 à 11h00

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 26 juil. 2017 à 7h59

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Débloqué le 26 juil. 2017 à 7h31

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Débloqué le 25 juil. 2017 à 14h27

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 9 déc. 2016 à 22h17

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 7 déc. 2016 à 3h10



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
25 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
5 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+10

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